10% Kirk, 33% Picard, 29% Sisko, 48% Janeway, 14% Archer.
On your first starship command, on the first mission, you got lost and wound up on the other side of the galaxy. Then you hired a group of terrorists and ex-convicts (though you didn’t actually pay them) to join your crew. Despite your reverence for the Prime Directive, you’ve always found some way or another to violate it. You united the Kaazon…. in their hatred of you. You destroyed Earth in the 29th century and formed an alliance with the Borg.
And yet, despite all that, you stumbled home by flying through a giant CGI explosion and got promoted to admiral. You may be a girl, but you’ve got BALLS!