10 Things I know about “Dr. Who”, having never seen a single episode.
1. The Doctor can “regenerate” or something, and that’s why it’s okay that he’s played by different actors. There have been 11 of them.
2. I can name three “Doctors”: Tom Baker, David Tennant, and Matt Smith.
3. The Doctor has a “companion,” who is always a woman, but she’s not that kind of companion.
4. The Doctor is apparently related to Rumpelstiltskin because no one is supposed to know his name.
5. The Tardis is a time machine that looks like a police call box, probably because of a production budget, and it’s bigger on the inside.
6. Daleks say “EXTERMINATE!”
7. There’s something called a “sonic screwdriver” - though I don’t know what it does, and it reminds me of the flashy thing from MIB.
8. There are Time Lords. I don’t know what they are.
9. The are Weeping Angels. I don’t know what they are, either.
10. Sometimes, they go into space.
