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friend:
Why is it not Friday?
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me:
Cause it's Thursday. Time-space and all that.
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friend:
Can't we do anything about that?
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me:
Not unless you have a TARDIS.
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friend:
How do I get one of those?
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me:
I think it involves a trip to Gallifrey.
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friend:
I could do that. It'd be worth it.
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me:
Gallifrey doesn't exist anymore. It was destroyed. The Doctor is the last of the Time Lords.
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friend:
So I'd need to back in time to get a TARDIS to get out of this whole time-space business.....
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me:
But you can't really go back in time without a TARDIS.
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friend:
...
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me:
Do you have ANY idea what I'm talking about?
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friend:
Absolutely not.