An actual conversation that just happened on gchat.

  • friend: Why is it not Friday?
  • me: Cause it's Thursday. Time-space and all that.
  • friend: Can't we do anything about that?
  • me: Not unless you have a TARDIS.
  • friend: How do I get one of those?
  • me: I think it involves a trip to Gallifrey.
  • friend: I could do that. It'd be worth it.
  • me: Gallifrey doesn't exist anymore. It was destroyed. The Doctor is the last of the Time Lords.
  • friend: So I'd need to back in time to get a TARDIS to get out of this whole time-space business.....
  • me: But you can't really go back in time without a TARDIS.
  • friend: ...
  • me: Do you have ANY idea what I'm talking about?
  • friend: Absolutely not.